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    Drove into fence. F*ck it!

    I put a fence up next to my drive so that the kids next door wouldn't scratch the car with their bikes.

    Anyway took the mother in law to the hospital took her home brownie points in the bag.

    Got home blocking my drive a bit was a posts van fella inside asleep. Must have put me off as when I swung in I caught the fence. Nothing major just light scratches but don't think it will rub out. Looks like I might have to call out one of those mobile paint people or go to my local body shop as I can't stand any imperfections especially when caused by me.

    The irony wasn't lost on me considering I put the fence up to protect the car

    I fancied a drink to drown my sorrows but under doctors orders so bought a KFC instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrenny1969 View Post
    I put a fence up next to my drive so that the kids next door wouldn't scratch the car with their bikes.

    Anyway took the mother in law to the hospital took her home brownie points in the bag.

    Got home blocking my drive a bit was a posts van fella inside asleep. Must have put me off as when I swung in I caught the fence. Nothing major just light scratches but don't think it will rub out. Looks like I might have to call out one of those mobile paint people or go to my local body shop as I can't stand any imperfections especially when caused by me.

    The irony wasn't lost on me considering I put the fence up to protect the car

    I fancied a drink to drown my sorrows but under doctors orders so bought a KFC instead.
    And the message I'm getting from this story?

    Fucking Royal Mail
    2006 E91 330i M Sport click
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    1994 Peugeot 106 Rallye click

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    The only suggestion I have is get one of the kids from next door and use their face to polish out the scratches. If they struggle just cable tie their wrists together


    "Stance" (n): Term used to describe a car so low to the ground it scrapes, very easy to accomplish requiring no imagination or skill

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    a bit similar i pulled up to the wall on my drive and drove straight into it in the m3 dohh.scratched my splitter and cracked my number plate surround.

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    Lol that's harsh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gringog60 View Post
    The only suggestion I have is get one of the kids from next door and use their face to polish out the scratches. If they struggle just cable tie their wrists together
    Don't fancy trying explain that to the police.

    What makes it worse was when my wife got in first thing she said was "I have no sympathy for you". How do women's minds work another evening written off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cforehead View Post
    And the message I'm getting from this story?

    Fucking Royal Mail
    No wasn't his fault just a distraction. If I could have blamed him I would.

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    We need pictures of the car and the offending fence! If that was me I'd have given it a good kicking!

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    That funny as fuck! And fuck is very funny

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    Ah!! Oh no. Pics please. We want to learn from your mistake and seeing your car will help us learn.

    Was the fence ok?
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